Zombie Apocalypse

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The CDC has already confirmed – it’s not if, but when. An uncontrollable outbreak of global proportions. Initiated in aviary and swine hosts, mutated in unbearably humid southeast Asian climates, and transmitted by transoceanic airliners – the Superflu will be biblical. And if the flu doesn’t get you, the resultant hordes of reanimated corpses surely will.

Unless you’ve been preparing.

For most of us, prepping is a lifestyle. Hard white wheat, pinto beans, potassium iodine tablets, rain water collectors, and enough small arms ammo to keep it all in our possession. But all the food stuffs and firearms in the world are useless without preparing oneself, both physically and mentally, for the dark times that lay ahead. And what better way to prepare for the end of time than 3 days of Zack SERE training in sunny downtown San Diego. Apparently they will be using volunteers to play the role of ‘walking dead’, though our knowledge of downtown San Diego would suggest that there are already plenty of real ‘walking dead’ available to fill PETCO. Regardless, short of the complete ban on a BYOWeapon policy, it looks to be a good time. So pack up your KLR650 throw on your best leathers and head south. Click for more info.